Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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