Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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