i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
