belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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