It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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