I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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