No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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