I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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