I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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