worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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