Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Pooping to opera.
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