i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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