weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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