I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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