i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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