Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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