I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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