there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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