Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
