im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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