I want to make a zoo with you.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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