Duck Duck Cougar?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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