I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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