I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You're my little dorito
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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