you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Let's get the cat blown out
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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