He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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