Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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