okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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