Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i think i just lost a toe
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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