so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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