Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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