I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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