Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
