If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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