Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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