I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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