Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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