Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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