Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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