Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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