You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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