So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
COCAINE IS GR8
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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