I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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