I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You are the jesus of drinking
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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