It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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