So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
