I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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