idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
