if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
