Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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