Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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