So drunk its hurt
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I currently don't understand fingers.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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