i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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